IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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