You just made me feel so damn special
my sisters under your porch take her home
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I need to calm my uterus...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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