If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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