i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
