finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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