So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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