i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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