Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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