he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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