I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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