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garbage dick
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you win
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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