Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Buhtt sex?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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