Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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