Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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