11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
now i know why i became what i already was.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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