my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
