Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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