He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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