I need help removing her.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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