i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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