just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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