You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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