You're so nebulous sometimes
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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