accomplished twins. life is a go
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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