I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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