I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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