I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I think my nap took me to another dimension
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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