This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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