Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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