guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
