That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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