you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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