Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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