i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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