My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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