I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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