Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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