If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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