Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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