Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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