U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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