My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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