I love black thongs
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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