haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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