He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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