he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
only you would photoshop your dick
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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