he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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