Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
