I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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