Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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