i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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