is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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