Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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