Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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